According to a bizarre look at the slate of Presidential hopefuls for the 2008 election, Ron Paul does not fart! Why? Because its not in the constitution. :)
This is a funny evaluation of the different candidates - John McCain especially!
Note: There are ads from different candidates that appear on the side bar of this fart site (wtf?) from time to time - perhaps a good way to spend the ad budgets of candidates who think you're gullible enough to vote based on paid ads?!